I quickly stepped out of the shower and bent over to dry my feet. I immediately felt a strange sensation between my backside, and it was then that I realized I had somehow managed to trap the shower curtain between my buttocks. As I stood up to release the curtain from its securely fastened place within my crack, the pull of my body brought both the shower curtain and the rod crashing down upon my head. The force of the blow was enough to create a whirlwind of stars which encircled my entire body. I think I may have had a slight concussion. After several minutes had passed, I succeeded in not only dislodging the curtain but also in putting everything back in its proper position. The stars faded away. Normally, I would report such an incident to my doctor, but for the obvious reasons, I decided not to. What did I learn from this? Life isn't always what it's "cracked" up to be.