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Not Me

Some people think I'm OCD.
I mean, really.
Me?  OCD?
That's what some people think.
Honestly.  OCD.

OCD is what some people think I have.
I can't believe that.
Why would anyone think such a thing?
I mean, to think that I'm OCD is ridiculous.
I'm not OCD.

I don't have an OCD bone in my body.
Some people think I repeat myself.
Can you believe that?
Me?  Repeat myself?
Get serious!

I never repeat myself.
I'm not OCD,
and I certainly don't repeat myself.
Where do some people get off
saying something like that?

If I did repeat myself,
that would be different.
I could see why some people
would think I'm OCD.
But I don't repeat myself.

Never have, and never will.
Only crazy people have OCD,
and I'm not crazy,
and I don't have OCD.
OCD is a mental disorder,

and I'm not mental,
and I don't have a disorder.
Never have, and never will.
Do you understand
what I'm trying to tell you?

I'm not OCD,
and I don't repeat myself,
and I'm not crazy.
I have a good brain,
and I know how to use it.

It's just not right
for people to say such a thing.
That's crazy!  I'm not crazy,
and I don't have OCD,
and I certainly don't repeat myself.

Good grief!  Not me.
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