Some people think I’m OCD.

I mean, really.

Me? OCD?

That’s what some people think.

Honestly. OCD!

OCD is what some people think I have.

I can’t believe that!

Why would anyone think such a thing?

I mean, to think that I’m OCD is ridiculous.

I’m not OCD.

I don’t have an OCD bone in my body.

Some people think I repeat myself.

Can you believe that?

Me? Repeat myself?

Get serious!

I never repeat myself.

I’m not OCD,

and I certainly don’t repeat myself.

Where do some people get off

saying something like that?

If I did repeat myself,

that would be different.

I could see why some people

would think I’m OCD.

But I don’t repeat myself.

Never have and never will.

Only crazy people have OCD,

and I’m not crazy,

and I don’t have OCD.

OCD is a mental disorder,

and I’m not mental,

and I don’t have a disorder.

Never have and never will.

Do you understand

what I’m trying to tell you?

I’m not OCD,

and I don’t repeat myself,

and I’m not crazy.

I have a good brain,

and I know how to use it.

It’s just not right

for people to say such a thing.

That’s crazy. I’m not crazy,

and I don’t have OCD,

and I certainly don’t repeat myself.

Good grief. Not me!