First thing in the morning,
when I wake up,
the first thing I grab
is my coffee cup,
and yep!  You guessed it!
I fill 'er up.

I drag myself
to my computer chair,
and I plop myself down
and begin to stare
at all of the spam
that awaits me there.

I review the ones
which appeal to me.
Out of a hundred,
there exists maybe three!
Then I shut it down,
and turn on the TV.

Oh my!  What a day
this has turned out to be!
Three emails to boot,
and now a blaring TV.
It's time to change clocks,
and set up a new reveille.