First thing in the morning, when I wake up, the first thing I grab is my coffee cup, and yep! You guessed it! I fill 'er up. I drag myself to my computer chair, and I plop myself down and begin to stare at all of the spam that awaits me there. I review the ones which appeal to me. Out of a hundred, there exist maybe three! Then I shut it down, and turn on the TV. Oh my! What a day this has turned out to be! Three emails to boot, and now a blaring TV. It's time to change clocks, and set up a new reveille.